Where The Fuck Are My Keys - Funny Keychain -Coworker Gift by Lasting Impressions CT

If it isn't bad enough to have keys to your cars, your house, your boyfriends apartment, your neighbors house to walk their annoying yippy dog, you also have to carry around your work keys.  Where the fuck are all your keys???  Do you constantly lose your keys?  You don't need one of those silly little beeping key finder app thingies, you just need this kick ass keychain.  You know why? Because it's fucking cool...you wouldn't lose something that was fucking cool would you?  

Things you should know:

• Hand stamped on a 1.25" aluminum disk, this comes as shown to say "where the fuck are my keys"

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached..