Penis Keychain - Spitters are Quitters - Funny Penis Gifts

Penis Keychain - Spitters are Quitters - Funny Penis Gifts

  • $12.99


I honnestly have no idea how to caption this or come up with anything witty to say about it.  Mostly because I think it speaks for itself!  I don't even know the types of people who would want to buy something like this, just hoping they are out there!  I am thinking they could make great bachelorette party favors, or just all around funny friend gifts...but you tell me!  If you are buying this, leave me a note letting me know who it's for and why you chose it!!

Things you should know:

  • Sorry all, but this dick is only 2" long (ugh I know...eeeks)
  • Comes as shown or make up your own tiny phrase 
  • Stamping is one sided only

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.