Keys to my Fucking Expensive car I can’t Afford Funny Handstamped Keychain

So you splurged on a car you can’t afford — no biggie — hopefully you still have a few bucks left to get this keychain!

Things you should know:

• hand stamped as shown on a 2” aluminum dog tag
• the perfect addition to your fucking expensive car!

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.