I Sprinkle Fuck in Every Sentence Like It's Parsley - Hand stamped Funny Fuck Keychain, Snarky Gifts

  • $20.00


If you're like me, you love a good garnish of parsley with a side of FUCK.  If that's you too, you need to add this keychain to your collection, like RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!  It's hilarious, funny, snarky, foodie, amazing, awesome...it's everything. 

Things you should know: 

  • hand stamped on a 2" aluminum dog tag
  • Comes as shown , no additional personalization

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.