Go Deep Throat A Cactus Keychain

  • $24.00


I totally get you wouldn't spend money to give this amazingly awesome keychain to an enemy.  But that's not the point of this.  This keychain is meant for YOU and your keys to be that subtle (or not so subtle) reminder when someone pisses you off and you just can't get to them to tell them to fuck off!  Maybe it's your boss or a coworker, maybe it's frenemy...there are plenty of people you come in contact with each day that you could look down on this keychain and giggle about!

Things you should know:

  • hand stamped on a 2" aluminum rectangle 
  • as shown: go deep throat a cactus with a cactus stamp
  • colored using oil based paint

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.