Dildos Before Douche Bags and I’ve Never Faked a Sarcasm Funny Handstamped Keychain Gifts for Friends

  • $20.00


Two brand new designs - one funnier than the other. Which one can you not live without?! Maybe you need them both. One for you - one for a friend. These make awesome gifts because the recipient will open it and I absolutely promise you they will laugh their ass off at this unique, cool, one of a kind keychain!! 

Things you should know:

  • hand stamped on a 2” aluminum rectangle 
  • comes as shown 

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.