Personalized Pet Tags - Colored Dog Tags - Aluminum Dog Bone Pet Tag -Shit I'm Lost - I'm as Asshole - Call My Mom

  • $15.00


Got a pet that keeps getting out? Imagine your lost dog wandering around the neighborhood, lost, scared, confused...or perhaps not giving a shit and out prowling for bitches.  But you miss him or her...you need a phone call home!  Not only do you want to find your lost pup, but you also want whoever finds them to call you AND to get a good laugh when they look at your dog's personalized pet tag!!  Look no further, you found the most perfect dog tag out there.  It's handmade with love and comes with the funniest pet tag quotes you can find!! 

Things you should know:

  • Dog bones are made of super lightweight aluminum and measure 38mm at their widest point
  • These come in a variety of colors
  • ONE phone number is added to the back at no additional cost. 
  • Choose your quote and your color
  • Lighter colored pet tags will be painted in with black ink - darker colored pet tags will be painted in with white ink. If you have a preference, please let me know.
  • Ink may wear down depending on the roughness of your dog, but all letters are hand stamped into the metal and will still show whether the ink wears down or not. 

To personalize your order, please leave a note at the checkout screen.  If personalization is needed for a specific piece, and the information is not left, orders may be delayed in shipping. 

All items are hand stamped using a hammer one letter at a time and finished with a brushed look.  Stamped pieces are made of aluminum which is hypo allergenic, won't tarnish, and are lightweight.  Bangle bracelets are adjustable both up and down and are made of stainless steel which will not tarnish.  They fit most adults and measure 60 mm in diameter.  Cuff bracelets are made of aluminum and measure 6" x .25" with a 1" gap and adjust to fit most adult wrists.  Necklaces are 18" dainty stainless steel chains with a lobster clasp closure.  All keychains come with a 1" keyring attached.